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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 02:13
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Just Forget it!
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Unacceptable again!
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Minds and Behinds
Still no good.
No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No go.
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So they tried
Thumbs down again.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Still no good
Then came..
—
share office space ...
Nuts and Butts
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Another attempt resulted in ...
No, not a chance
Freaks and Cheeks
Next, they tried...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Everyone loved it.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Loons and Moons
So, the docs changed it to read
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
They put up a sign reading
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